The reason to commit crime
A somewhat immediate corollary to no chocolate is quite easily no valentine. And that means a missed opportunity to get some actions from girls like Louise.
That’s just unacceptable.
Thus, our two heros—whose names I can’t be quite sure yet, are they Huntley and Smudger?—go on a quest to rectify the situation: Find an underground operation that sells chocolate.
Their quest brings them to a nearby mine whereby a puzzle has awaited them:
Here is the ancient island of the Maya.
Treasure found by Columbus.
Head for the greatest land,
the end of the route.
Next episode, our heros will come across a bridge and answer three questions. I don’t know, I’m just making shit up now.
Puzzle of the week