Facts of Life #23497: Don’t Be Ugly or Poor

THE GUY SITTING ON THE CHAIR
(Speaking to the guy squatting down)

There are only two kinds of people I play with: beautiful girls, which you are not; and rich men, which you certainly ain’t either.

Scene from The Money-Maker Recipe episode 3.

Update: In afterthoughts, it’s OK to be one of the two, but just don’t be both.

Update 2: Corollary: it’s good to be Paris Hilton.